i almost got mugged again

Mert2187: i almost got mugged AGAIN
shannonc825: omg mert!
shannonc825: what happened?
Mert2187: i was in philly clubbin
shannonc825: really?
Mert2187: what you don't think i can go clubbin
Mert2187: (baby seals)
shannonc825: well, honestly yeah
shannonc825: haha
Mert2187: i was at shampoo on wednesday
shannonc825: haha
Mert2187: so it was industrial music and 80-'s night
shannonc825: haha
Mert2187: anyway
Mert2187: i was at shampoo with friends and they got me all dressed up to go
shannonc825: did u look hot?
Mert2187: side note HOLY F"ING SHIT IT WAS SCARY
Mert2187: yeah
Mert2187: FUCK YEAH
shannonc825: haha
shannonc825: mertle
Mert2187: i'll send pics
shannonc825: ok
Mert2187: i am dressed up and they decided before we go
Mert2187: hey lets give mert Liberty spikes
Mert2187: i am like fine i don't cur
Mert2187: so they put glue in my hair blah blah blah
Mert2187: (they looked so cool)
Mert2187: anyway
shannonc825: omg, mert
shannonc825: did u wear eye liner?
Mert2187: no
we get there and i have one of those small inch long glow sticks and i decide

Mert2187: hey i'll put it in my front spike
Mert2187: it was fine in the club
shannonc825: haha
Mert2187: but sodas there were like $3 to $4
Mert2187: so i decide hell f this
Mert2187: and i go out for a soda
shannonc825: oh no
Mert2187: yup
Mert2187: i start off no problem yet
Mert2187: igo down one way for about three blcoks
Mert2187: before i know it I AM IN THE F"ING GHETTO
Mert2187: i look around
shannonc825: turn around mert!
Mert2187: serioulsly gun store, gun store, police equipment, liquour store, gun store
shannonc825: turn around!
Mert2187: i was like F this and a crack head rolls up on me going it batman its batman
Mert2187: i am like oh shit cause he screamin
shannonc825: omg, did u run?
Mert2187: they can sense fear'
Mert2187: lol
shannonc825: so what did u do?
shannonc825: shutup
Mert2187: i told him i;d give him a dollar to shut the f up
Mert2187: and he makes a huge deal out of it and starts comin on to me
shannonc825: and then u ran?
Mert2187: no
Mert2187: then a couple cops rolled up
shannonc825: good
Mert2187: no
Mert2187: bad
Mert2187: they saw me hand the crack head shit and they wanted to know what for
Mert2187: i told them what was goin down
Mert2187: and they were like "bull shit" so they search me
shannonc825: mert
shannonc825: !
Mert2187: whats that for
shannonc825: i cant beleive i thtats all
shannonc825: but go on...
Mert2187: so they don't find shit and i told them that it was an illegal search but
Mert2187: philly cops are ass holes
Mert2187: so anyways
Mert2187: i says
Mert2187: go ahead and blah blah i go back to where i turned and went straight
Mert2187: low and behold
Mert2187: i am back in the fucking ghetto
Mert2187: i say fuck this shit
Mert2187: i am srry
Mert2187: and go back again to where i started
shannonc825: man oh man
Mert2187: yeah so then i go eight blocks to the right
Mert2187: looking over my should the entire time
shannonc825: oh man
shannonc825: jus for a soda
Mert2187: get a soda the end
shannonc825: mert u r nuts
Mert2187: yup
Mert2187: no i go back with a soda
Mert2187: and when i was a block awway from the club
Mert2187: the f'ing crack head is strollin about with a bottle a jack
Mert2187: and he spots me again
Mert2187: i am like fuck you jesus
Mert2187: i don't need this shit
shannonc825: omg
Mert2187: so i through another couple of dollars and spot a couple of hot goth chicks going to the club to
shannonc825: merty
Mert2187: what
Mert2187: i was like hopefully there is strength in numbers and he won't rape these chicks wearin vag skirts
Mert2187: so they see me needing a ticket out of crack head central and call me over and walk me back to the club
shannonc825: close one huh
Mert2187: the entire time also people in car were screamin out the window batman and a whole bunch of stupit shit
Mert2187: i get back to the club
shannonc825: did u have a cape on>
Mert2187: no
but i figure out i had the F"ing glow stick in my hair still
Mert2187: i really had you hooked on to every word
shannonc825: mg mert

shannonc825: yeah u did
shannonc825: u are a good storyteller
shannonc825: but can u not put urself in bad situatuions like that
shannonc825: please!
Mert2187: but they make good storys
Mert2187: just wait until i tell you the story about me getting shot at the night after
Mert2187: and how i still have a piece of the bullet in my leg
Mert2187: well anyway
shannonc825: omg, mert
shannonc825: thats not good
shannonc825: why?>